Pete Dearaujo is a veteran stand-up comic and published science fiction writer. He performs on television, cruise ships, and in comedy clubs. Besides being a headline act in his own right, Pete opens for the largest names in show business. He has a wide audience appeal and has been praised in many publications. Pete has opened for: Bob Hope Ray Charles George Lopez George Wallace Eddie Murphy Jim Carrey Carlos Mencia Carrot Top Richard Jeni And many more...
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PETE DEARAUJO IS AN ALL-AMERICAN MALE. HIS FORMATIVE YEARS HAD NO GULPING OF COCA-COLAS, RIDING BIG WHEELS OR PLAYING CATCH WITH DOGS. HE GREW UP IN FAR AWAY LANDS, ATE WILD FOODS, AND SIPPED EXOTIC TEAS. PETE ENTERTAINED HIMSELF WITH COMPLEX EXPERIMENTS. AT AGE NINE HE SUCESSFULLY VOICE âTRAINED IGUANAS IN THE GALAPAGOS ISLANDS. AT FOURTEEN, HE COMPLETED A SURVEY OF THE LAVA FORMATIONS OFF THE COAST OF CERRO DRAGON AND RECEIVED A SPECIAL COMMENDATION BY THE GALAPOGIAN RESEARCH INSTITUTE OF NATIONAL GEOGRAPHIC OPERATIONS. (G.R.I.N.G.O.) PETE TRAVELED THE WORLD TWICE BY THE AGE OF SISTEEN. ONCE, WHILE ON A SOLO EXCURSION IN KAZAKHSTAN, HE LOST HIS PASSPORT. (NOT A HEALTHY PRACTICE NEAR THE ARAL SEA) TOO PROUD TO USE FAMILY CONNECTIONS AT THE UNITED STATES EMBASSY, PETE TRADED HIS CARTIER WATCH FOR A FAKE PASSPORT AND SOME QUESTIONABLE CURRENCY. TWELVE DAYS LATER, IN A PRE 9-11 WORLD, PETE ENTERED THE UNITED STATES AS, âIKEM KUZULTOLKE.â AT SEVENTEEN, HE LIVED ON THE ISLAND OF SABA. PETEâS DAD INSISTED HE BECOME PROFICIENT IN THE ARTS SO HE STUDIED MUSIC, SCULPTURE, AND PAINTING, PETE DEVELOPED A RELATIONSHIP WITH THE LOVELY ISLAND GOVERNOR'S DAUGHTER. . DURING MOONLIT WALKS, SHE TAUGHT HIM THE SUBTLE CARIBBEAN CUSTOMS THAT WOULD LATER INFLUENCE HIS LIFE. ONE OF PETEâS WATERCOLORS BECAME A SABA POSTAGE STAMP ENTITLED, "ISLAND BEAUTY." PETE ENROLLED AT FLORIDA STATE UNIVERSITY AND RECIEVED AN ACADEMIC SCHOLARSHIP. HE WAS A MEMBER OF THE CONSUMER RIGHTS UNION AS WELL AS ON CAMERA TALENT FOR A BUSINESS NEWS TELEVISION PROGRAM. PETE RECEIVED ADMITTANCE TO THE NATIONAL POLITICAL HONOR SOCIETY AS WELL AS THE NATIONAL FORENSIC LEAGUE. PETE ALSO FOUND TIME TO BE A CONSUMER ADVOCATE. HE RECIEVED NATIONAL NOTORIETY FOR BREAKING UP A DECEPTIVE LIFE INSURANCE SCHEME. ALTHOUGH AN UNPOPULAR POSITION, HE GARNERED WORLDWIDE HEADLINES FOR HIS WORK AGAINST THE DEATH PENALTY. UPON GRADUATION, PETE SERVED AS THE YOUNGEST DIPLOMATIC ATTACHÃ TO TAHITI. IN THIS NEW POST, CRISIS WAS QUICK. PETE, CONFRONTED BY AN ISLAND-WIDE STRIKE AND KNOWING ISLAND CUSTOMS FROM SABA, WROTE AND PASSED, "THE TAHITIAN SARONG ACT." THANKS TO HIS CLEVER USE OF DIPLOMACY, THE ISLAND CRISIS NEVER TURNED VIOLENT. AS OF THIS WRITING, THE ACT IS STILL IN FORCE. DESPITE SUCCESS WITH DIPLOMACY, THE PRESSURE TO SPEAK TRUTH WAS TOO STRONG. AGAINST ALL ADVICE HE ENTERED THE FIELD OF SHOW BUSINESS.
Novels: Death Could Kill You Novelettes: Universal Amnesty: The Adventures of Angstrom West Red Barn Saturday Night Plenipotent The Bicentennial Diplomat Time To Be A Man No Christmas On Star Forty-Six
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